Pet Rescue Group Advertises ‘Pre-Owned Senior Dogs’ In Hilarious Post

An animal rescue group is applying some new methods to find households for old canine.

“Senior Canine Blowout Sale!” reads a Facebook write-up from Classic Pet Rescue, a nonprofit primarily based in Foster, Rhode Island.

“Are you in the market for a new best friend?” the publish carries on in a riff on the utilised car or truck salesman trope.

“Everyone desires a new puppy but have you imagined about a pre-owned senior pet? You haven’t? Perfectly, what can we do to get you matched up with a certified used canine right now?”

The rescue is charmingly sincere about the adoptable dogs featured. That incorporates Jake From Point out Farm, who “only has one speed ― pretty slow” Dillon, who “needs recurrent washes” and Fluffy, who “only tends to make right turns” and “may have a few mechanical difficulties.”

Fluffy "only makes right turns" and "may have a few mechanical issues."

Fluffy “only can make correct turns” and

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